My friends and i went to Arizona for the weekend to visit some of our friends who were there, jawaher was with ahmed in L.A, her friend eman stayed with her while i was gone.. my friends and i had a great time in Arizona.. as we got back to LA i dropped my friends and went straight to our house, i saw Eman and Ghaya's car parked outside the house, i opened the house door and started calling for my wife
Me: UM A7MAD ! Um A7mad ! .. Jawaher !
Ben: Hey! welcome back! hows arizona!
Me: (shocked) Gd where is my wife
Ben: Oh she's just giving ahmed a bath
i ran straight upstairs to the nursery room, and started knocking at the toilet door
Jawaher: 3abdlra7man ! 7mdla 3asalama 7abeeby
Me: Jawaher shu gaylilch ana !
Jawaher: Shu (confused face)
Me: El 7ayawan ha shu ysawy f beitna !
Jawaher: Mno ha?
Me: El khaneeth !
Jawaher: Wallah madry ana asb7 a7mad, ymkn ya w ana fog
Me: Choofee Jawaher .. ana hal ensan ma abah ytgarab mnch Ntyy wla mn wldy ! en chfteh marathanyeh wallah ba7wsheh mn el beit !
Jawaher: Ok barmes Eman
Me: Nzain ana ba6la3 baroo7 a5thley akel yoom bayrw7 ha call me
Jawaher: 3abdlra7man enta ta3ban stay at home atleast here w ana bayeeblek el akel fog
Me: La jawaher ma6eej el beit yoom ha mawjood
Jawaher: Khalas ely tchoofa 7abeeby
she kissed me on my cheeks and i left, i hate having seeing or having gay men around me, i feel disgusted, ugh ma7s eni mrtaaaaa7 !.. so i'm cruising around, m7taaar ma3rf shu akel, oo YO3AN!! .. i drove all the way to Santa Monica then went to Malibu and then got a BB message from Jawaher "Ghaya and Ben left Eman ba3adha hnee etha tab'3ee tee Ww a3rf enk ma t3ashait i have your dinner here waiting for you" my wife knows me well haha.. i drove back home and went straight to the kitchen, eman and jawaher were cleaning the dishes and i sat infront of the TV on the floor watching cartoons and having my dinner..
Me: Jawaher i want coke!
Jawaher: No
Me: Jawaher pleeeeaaasse!
Jawaher: No
Me: Jaa-wa-herrrrrr
Eman: (laughing) ur husband sounds like a kid
Jawaher: I know (laughing)
Me: Jawa-herrrrr
Jawaher: Fine but ur not drinking the whole can
Me: Ok
After i finished having my dinner eman left, and jawaher washed my plate and came and sat with me, and told me that Eman will talk to Ben, i really feel bad for jawaher, bas ana asawy hal shai 7ag ma9la7at'ha and ma9la6at waladna, i don't want my son to grow up being influenced buy him.. I am just doing the right thing for my family......
Me: UM A7MAD ! Um A7mad ! .. Jawaher !
Ben: Hey! welcome back! hows arizona!
Me: (shocked) Gd where is my wife
Ben: Oh she's just giving ahmed a bath
i ran straight upstairs to the nursery room, and started knocking at the toilet door
Jawaher: 3abdlra7man ! 7mdla 3asalama 7abeeby
Me: Jawaher shu gaylilch ana !
Jawaher: Shu (confused face)
Me: El 7ayawan ha shu ysawy f beitna !
Jawaher: Mno ha?
Me: El khaneeth !
Jawaher: Wallah madry ana asb7 a7mad, ymkn ya w ana fog
Me: Choofee Jawaher .. ana hal ensan ma abah ytgarab mnch Ntyy wla mn wldy ! en chfteh marathanyeh wallah ba7wsheh mn el beit !
Jawaher: Ok barmes Eman
Me: Nzain ana ba6la3 baroo7 a5thley akel yoom bayrw7 ha call me
Jawaher: 3abdlra7man enta ta3ban stay at home atleast here w ana bayeeblek el akel fog
Me: La jawaher ma6eej el beit yoom ha mawjood
Jawaher: Khalas ely tchoofa 7abeeby
she kissed me on my cheeks and i left, i hate having seeing or having gay men around me, i feel disgusted, ugh ma7s eni mrtaaaaa7 !.. so i'm cruising around, m7taaar ma3rf shu akel, oo YO3AN!! .. i drove all the way to Santa Monica then went to Malibu and then got a BB message from Jawaher "Ghaya and Ben left Eman ba3adha hnee etha tab'3ee tee Ww a3rf enk ma t3ashait i have your dinner here waiting for you" my wife knows me well haha.. i drove back home and went straight to the kitchen, eman and jawaher were cleaning the dishes and i sat infront of the TV on the floor watching cartoons and having my dinner..
Me: Jawaher i want coke!
Jawaher: No
Me: Jawaher pleeeeaaasse!
Jawaher: No
Me: Jaa-wa-herrrrrr
Eman: (laughing) ur husband sounds like a kid
Jawaher: I know (laughing)
Me: Jawa-herrrrr
Jawaher: Fine but ur not drinking the whole can
Me: Ok
After i finished having my dinner eman left, and jawaher washed my plate and came and sat with me, and told me that Eman will talk to Ben, i really feel bad for jawaher, bas ana asawy hal shai 7ag ma9la7at'ha and ma9la6at waladna, i don't want my son to grow up being influenced buy him.. I am just doing the right thing for my family......
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