Monday, May 23, 2011

'til death do us part - Chapter 26

What is taking her so long, 15 minutes in the toilet? oh rite how can i forget she's a girl, girls take that long la akthar.. batraya 5 more minutes and if shes not back im going to go check wainha .. i looked at a7mad el 6fs m6al3ly lsaneh i started laughing and did the same back..
Finally here she comes

Me: Weein Re7teeee?!!!
Jawaher: (plants a warm soft kiss on my lips, looks at me with her sparkly eyes)  Shoo ba3ad wein kent u know (bites her lips)
Me: (confused,fake laugh) Jawaher 3a6eeny dgayeg bas barooo7 al7amam w barja3
Jawaher: Ok 7abeeby

I went to the toilet, finished my business and went to wash my hands, rf3t rasy and saw my reflection on the mirror.. and marwan comes out from one of the toilet cubicles

Me: Marwan!
Marwan: Bu A7mad hala hala
Me: Shoo tsawee hnee
Marwan: Hay rbee3tee 7asherteny tab'3ee tee disney land mn mita glt yala enrooo7 elyoum
Me: Zein wallah mtwalh 3alaik yakhee wein manshoofk
Marwan: wallah na7na ely manshoofk enteh ya rayal ana msh'3ool weya el drasa 6frt bas aba ard alblad ta3al shakhbarah a7mad?
Me: Wallah tamaaam elyoum yaybeeneh hnee mstaaans ta3al banroo7la

So on our way to jawaher my and son marwan and i catched up on wat has been going on with studies etc, as we got to the table jawaher was preparing a7mads milk

Me: Jawaher, Marwan yay ychoof A7mad
Jawaher: Oh Hala Marwan
Marwan: Mar7ba Om A7mad shakhbarech
Jawaher: el 7emdella ent shakhbarek
Marwan: Bekhair el7emdella Mashalla el rayal kebar
Me: Chft 3ad, yalla mta dork enteh teebelna el kha6eebeh
Marwan: ya rayal e9ber 3aleina shwy khalny a5l9 w ard elblad w asht'3l wy9eer khair lein ba3dain
Me: (laughing) Asmeek enteh
Marwan: Yalla 7abeebee tamerna 3a shai?
Me: Salamtek keep in touch ha
Marwan: Akeed, yala m3asalama
Me & Jawaher: Ma3asalama

So Marwan left and then the fireworks started going off, a7mad was so scared that he started crying.. we rushed to the car so that he calms down and just sleep, jawaher stayed in the back seat trying to put ahmed to sleep while i was driving

Jawaher: My chauffeur..
Me: Yes Mrs Abdulrahman Al x
Jawaher: I'm hott
Me: Yes Ma'am u r, ur man is lucky to have u (posh brit accent)
Jawaher: No i'm hot as in turn up the ac
Me: (laughing) Nshalla  3amoh ay awamer thanya
Jawaher: Haih, i'm kinda feeling sexy
Me: 10 minutes oo wa9leen !
Jawaher: (laughs) hold ur horses i think today was a long day (has a crooked evil smile on her face)
Me: wats with that smile and yes it was
Jawaher: u know (winks)
Me: know wat?
Jawaher: After the toilet wat happened
Me: u came and kissed me
Jawaher: no before that
Me: U went to the toilet
Jawaher: (confused) 3abdlra7man after the toilet and before kissing u wat happened
Me: you walked, are you trying to confuse me or something (laughs)
Jawaher: (fake laugh) No .. yalla 7mdla 3a salamatna im gonna take A7mad to his room wentah yeeb a'3ra'6a
Me: Dont forget the baby speakers
Jawaher: ohh zain u reminded me

She got down and took a7mad with her, she said something about after the toilet and before kissing me what happened? i joked around about her walking but she hand a confused face, probably she had some other joke in mind and she thought it was lame or did something really happen? 

Thursday, May 5, 2011

'Til death do us part - Chapter 25

So Abdulrahman filed a restraining order against Razan.. and we havent seen her ever since that thing she did.. i thank god for that rumor has it she left the country and went back to Dubai, and others say she just moved away to a different state.. who knws and who cares, Baby a7mad is getting older and said his 1st 2 words " mama " and "baba" .. and today we're planning on going to Disney Land a7mad adores mickey mouse .. 3abdlra7man and i had our lunch, fed a7mad packed his things and off we went to Disney Land. The last time i've been there almost 13 years ago .. i used to get all jumpy and excited as we got there we were on time for the show i can see Abdulrahman carrying our son on his shoulders all bouncy and happy and ahmed clapping i looked away for a few seconds and saw from a distance Marwan glaring at me, i felt like something i dont really know how to describe it .. Its like he has a thing for me .. i dont know how to explain it but ..

Abdulrahman: Jawaher!
Me: Ha 7abeeby
Abdulrahman: shu feech mn mta yals azrgrch wnty 9ada 3any emnu yalsa tchoofeen?
Me: La nothing mndamja achoof keif el yahal mstanseen
Abdulrahman: Heih Heih ra7at ayamna na7na kena chy n7n mestanseen mthelhom
Me: (laughs) yaah
Abdulrahman: yalla 7abeebi enroo7
Me: ok

so we put baby a7mad on his stroller and went round and marwan was on my mind, how did we knw we're here .. was it just a coincidence or what, ya3ni mosta7eel kaif ykoon hny w maykhaber 3abdlra7man

Abdulrahman: Jawaher r u ok?
Me: yah laish
Abdulrahman: La a7sbch madry keif mob mrta7a? wla shai feech shai m'6aygnch?
Me: Lala its just amm memories are coming bak to me
Abdulrahman: fdeitch (kisses me on the cheeks)

so we went around la3abna a7mad shwy and then went to have something to eat .. i've never seen ahmed so happy before and abdulrahman also he was such a kid i love that thing about him. I got up and left the table to go to the toilet for a quick makeup touch i left the toilet and felt someone  grabbing me from my hand. Covered my eyes and my mouth and pulled me back.. i kept on kicking around and crying my eyes out the only thing thats running through my mind was Ahmed what if im getting kidnapped now and i never get to see my son.. this person then put me on a chair and i opened my eyes and was in a different place i looked around me scared and speechless tears rushing to my eyes i looked to my left and ..