'til death do us part - Chapter 26

What is taking her so long, 15 minutes in the toilet? oh rite how can i forget she's a girl, girls take that long la akthar.. batraya 5 more minutes and if shes not back im going to go check wainha .. i looked at a7mad el 6fs m6al3ly lsaneh i started laughing and did the same back..
Finally here she comes

Me: Weein Re7teeee?!!!
Jawaher: (plants a warm soft kiss on my lips, looks at me with her sparkly eyes)  Shoo ba3ad wein kent u know (bites her lips)
Me: (confused,fake laugh) Jawaher 3a6eeny dgayeg bas barooo7 al7amam w barja3
Jawaher: Ok 7abeeby

I went to the toilet, finished my business and went to wash my hands, rf3t rasy and saw my reflection on the mirror.. and marwan comes out from one of the toilet cubicles

Me: Marwan!
Marwan: Bu A7mad hala hala
Me: Shoo tsawee hnee
Marwan: Hay rbee3tee 7asherteny tab'3ee tee disney land mn mita glt yala enrooo7 elyoum
Me: Zein wallah mtwalh 3alaik yakhee wein manshoofk
Marwan: wallah na7na ely manshoofk enteh ya rayal ana msh'3ool weya el drasa 6frt bas aba ard alblad ta3al shakhbarah a7mad?
Me: Wallah tamaaam elyoum yaybeeneh hnee mstaaans ta3al banroo7la

So on our way to jawaher my and son marwan and i catched up on wat has been going on with studies etc, as we got to the table jawaher was preparing a7mads milk

Me: Jawaher, Marwan yay ychoof A7mad
Jawaher: Oh Hala Marwan
Marwan: Mar7ba Om A7mad shakhbarech
Jawaher: el 7emdella ent shakhbarek
Marwan: Bekhair el7emdella Mashalla el rayal kebar
Me: Chft 3ad, yalla mta dork enteh teebelna el kha6eebeh
Marwan: ya rayal e9ber 3aleina shwy khalny a5l9 w ard elblad w asht'3l wy9eer khair lein ba3dain
Me: (laughing) Asmeek enteh
Marwan: Yalla 7abeebee tamerna 3a shai?
Me: Salamtek keep in touch ha
Marwan: Akeed, yala m3asalama
Me & Jawaher: Ma3asalama

So Marwan left and then the fireworks started going off, a7mad was so scared that he started crying.. we rushed to the car so that he calms down and just sleep, jawaher stayed in the back seat trying to put ahmed to sleep while i was driving

Jawaher: My chauffeur..
Me: Yes Mrs Abdulrahman Al x
Jawaher: I'm hott
Me: Yes Ma'am u r, ur man is lucky to have u (posh brit accent)
Jawaher: No i'm hot as in turn up the ac
Me: (laughing) Nshalla  3amoh ay awamer thanya
Jawaher: Haih, i'm kinda feeling sexy
Me: 10 minutes oo wa9leen !
Jawaher: (laughs) hold ur horses i think today was a long day (has a crooked evil smile on her face)
Me: wats with that smile and yes it was
Jawaher: u know (winks)
Me: know wat?
Jawaher: After the toilet wat happened
Me: u came and kissed me
Jawaher: no before that
Me: U went to the toilet
Jawaher: (confused) 3abdlra7man after the toilet and before kissing u wat happened
Me: you walked, are you trying to confuse me or something (laughs)
Jawaher: (fake laugh) No .. yalla 7mdla 3a salamatna im gonna take A7mad to his room wentah yeeb a'3ra'6a
Me: Dont forget the baby speakers
Jawaher: ohh zain u reminded me

She got down and took a7mad with her, she said something about after the toilet and before kissing me what happened? i joked around about her walking but she hand a confused face, probably she had some other joke in mind and she thought it was lame or did something really happen?