'Til death do us part - Chapter 18

F6aim: 7AMEL !!

Mom: Mabrook uboyeh testahal

Me: Allah ybarek feech umeeh .. bas mesh tro7en tkhabren hal jawaher .. banfaj2hom

Mom: Nshalla 

Maryam: Allah i might have blonde niece or nephew 

Me: (laughing) shoo yikh9a !

Maryam: 3ashan omha mesh mwa6na .. was her mom a blonde? omg ur baby might have blue eyes!

Me: Maryoom jelby wayhech yala

Mom: Weinha Jawaher?

Me: Ra7at el '3erfa batbadel malabes'ha w baty

Mom: Roo7 choofha 6awelat 

Me: Nshalla

So we're back in the country for the summer .. my family were thrilled to knw that my wife is pregnant ..  i went upstairs and saw jawaher laying on the bed

Me: 7abeebtee sho feech?

Jawaher: come come feel this ! 

Me: Sho?

Jawaher: 7a6 yadk 3a ba6ny

Me: (placing my hand on jawahers belly) ma7s eb shai

Jawaher: Wait!!

Me: SHO HA ! BATRABEEN!!

Jawaher: (laughing) laa the baby just kicked 

Me: is it suppose to do that?!!

Jawaher: Yes 7abeebee 

Me: Can you tell me if its a boy or a girl plssss!???

Jawaher: Nop .. 

Me: Jawaher plssss aba a3rf i want to pick a name for my baby 

Jawaher: U'll knw about it after 4 months 

Me:  la 3 

Jawaher: Leish

Me: 3shan batedkhlen shaher el sads next week

Jawaher: I can't believe its been 6 months already

Me: (laughing) time flys 

Mary: Madam, sir food is ready

Me: ok tell my mother we're coming, Yala jawaher enroo7 net'3ada

Jawaher: emm i craving fish

Me: (laughing) akeed msaween

re7na t'3deina ma3a my parents and khawaty .. my younger brothers were asleep 6ab3an and my older brothers we're at their house.. jawaher haven't met my sisters in law lein a7en i hope they get along with her .. 

Dad: Jawaher ma khabarteena walad wla bent

Jawaher: Wallah 3amy..

Dad: Laa2 msh 3amy ana b7sbat obooch wntey mthel benty lazem tnadeny obooy

Jawaher: (giggling) Nshalla 

Me: Obooyeh jawaher mob 6ay3eh tgoolee etha walad wla bent 

Dad: Leish umi 

Jawaher: L2aneh kelyoom 7ashreny yeb'3y ye3rf etha walad wela bent w ana ma aba agooleh 

Dad: Bas khabreeny ana nzein beiny w beinch 

Jawaher: Khala9 chy ok

Me: Laaa mayooz chy ! ana rayelha ! 

Dad: (laughing) maykhe9ek enteh beiny w bein zojat weldy

Me: Sem3o ento obooyeh merty merty haay 

Dad: a3rf 3dna asraar ana ww he ba3ad

Maryam: Khabroonyy ana! 

Me: Chub entee yahel oo 7alj ma7ad ykhaberch shay

Maryam: Baba! choof 3abdlra7man

Dad: Maykhe9ny khabry merteh

Maryam: Jawaher!

Jawaher: (laughing) 3abdlra7man stop it

Me: Ana ma saweeit shaay 

F6aim: ifff asmeekom 7ashra

Mom: F6aim i96albay ..

Dad: Mozeh wein Sbeecheh w rgyeh?

Mom: ragdeen 6ab3an 

Me: Mno hathaila ?

Mom: Khalaf w 7amad ba3ad mno

Me: ohhh 

so after lunch, jawaher and i went to the room she slept and i went to wake up beeves and butt head .. 

Khalaf: 3ablra7man 5alna nargd ! 

Me: Gomo nesho yala!! obooyeh yanshed 3ankom!

Khalaf: Nzein teraya 10 minutes ww banesh

Me: 7amado goom nesh yalla!! 

7amad: NZAIN NZAIN!

Khalaf: Ana mareed banam 

Me: Khalaf en ma nasheit wallah batlgaah 

Khalaf: Ohoo NZAIN BAGOM!

Me: Baseer ww bard balgakom 3end oboyeh

i left them and went to the living room sat with my father and we started talking about business, politics etc.. 

Hazza3: Oh! bu3of! 7emdella 3al salmah!

Me: Hala Hala Bu Na9r allah ysalemk

Dad: (clears his throat) Wa3alaikom el salam

Hazza3: Oh Mar7ba obooyeh

Dad: Heih m3alayeh metwaleh 3a 3abdlra7man 6ab3an ma batchofnee

Hazza3: laa obooyeh bas en9edemt ma kent a3erf enahom raj3o

Dad: heih ne7na ba3ad a9ba7na chfnahom mawjoden .. yalla ana batra5a9 baro7 anam 

Hazza3: Ha shoo el draseh ?

Me: wallah tamam yala bajee seneh w n9 w bakhale9 

Hazza3: chayh ma takheth summer ? batkhale9 bisr3a 

Me: Wallah merty 7amel ww 8ararna nerja3 .. he tebany akheth summer w kanat batyls fl blad lein traby bas ma aba akhaleha 

Hazza3: heih heih el newlywed matesta'3na 3an el 7erma (laughs) 

Me: (laughing) 3abdallah safar?

Hazza3: Lala 7rmteh ba3ad 7amel bay9ayfon fel blad

Me: Wnto 

Hazza3: ba3dna ma 8ararna 

Me: zein zein

Hazza3: yala ana baroo7 3end umayah 

Hazza3 left so i went to the room and saw jawaher awake 

Me: 7abeeebee nasheity w ma zgrteny 

Jawaher: Gelt yemken ur with ur brothers ma kent aba a7sherk

Me: Heih ken yales weya Hazza3 ww r7t awa3y Khalaf ww 7amad

Jawaher: T3arf we neber some about our families

Me: T9adgeen 9a7! ok well 3abdalla is the eldest he's married to wafa and they have two kids Asma and Amal and a baby on the way.. Hazza3 is the 2nd and he's married to mona they have a boy msamena 3al waled Na9er then comes f6aim she's engaged to 7amid weld 3amy then its me 3egby is the twins Khalaf and 7amad they're 16 and then maryam she's 14 .. 

Jawaher: so thats 4 brothers and 2 sisters 

Me: Yah .. U?

Jawaher: Salama is the eldest she's married to Saif, Then comes Shamsa shes married to Sultan, 3afra is married to Yousif, 79a is married to Yem3a and 7amda is married to 3li 

Me:  u want to go visit ur family ?

Jawaher:  Yah akeed 

Me: Ok enroo7 elyoom

Jawaher: La khalha bacher 

Me: la elyoom enroo7 .. its Thursday 

Jawaher: yah 9a7 all my sisters go there on thursday .. khala9 lets go

so we went to dubai, jawahers family were all surprised that we're back ... jawaher told them the good news, her stepmom started crying as she was happy for Jawaher, her sisters were so happy for us .. her dad was speechless.. so we spent the weekend at her parents house.. 

Jawaher: lets go out im craving fat burger

Me: Ok

Jawaher: amm 3abdlra7man

Me: yes 7abeebee

Jawaher: Am i getting fat?

Me: No u look amazing and ur body havent changed a bit.. except for the golden ticket here 

Jawaher: (laughing) bas ana akel wayed 3abdlra7man its not good i dont want to turn fat 

Me: u wont 7abeeby i promise

Jawaher: A7mad bask 3ad men el trafees

Me: Wat? Whos a7mad !!! ...

Jawaher:  I know ur hungry we're going to go eat now !

Me: Besmela jawaher mno tramseen a7mad mno ?